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Friday, 20 September 2019

hi....

hi...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... my name is Linkon

how to make a samwich

we wer making a samwich easy right not you have to be very specific look



How to make a sandwich
You will need 2 pieces of bread anything tpi nut  and a butter knife and table 

First take the 2 bread pieces and put them on the table  

2.then open the jar of peanut butter   get the sharp end of the knife into the peanut
butter and scoop some up

3. Then spread it on   the face of the bread and  then put the sharp end in the the nife
then jar then scoop some more up and spread on the other piece of bread on the face put
the sides you spread together


4. Then
eat it!it did not werk ( i updated it arfter ) /:() lol im cheting

Friday, 13 September 2019

emoshons

      this is the emoshons i feel

school thing

this my logo for the schools

Thursday, 12 September 2019

this is manners but its what we do and here the run done we use manners to not be rude and to be nice  you sbhould use manners all the time i need to werk on holding the door for some one

Wednesday, 11 September 2019

manners

Hello there   read this grate what are manners?  well there werds that puts you apart from being rude.
Use thank you when you are given something and please when you wont something  we are not all perfet. I need to werk on saying thank you 











Friday, 6 September 2019

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today we are learning about Abraham and sereha  so it begins there was an old cuple and they relay wonted baby but didn't get any but one day god said too them to go to this land and they will get a baby so they went when they got there they wer so happy but Abraham said when do i get the baby god responded with look at the ground all that dust that is how much baby's you will have so they waited and waited after a wile ( a lot of years ) they lost hope so god said at night look at stars that is how much baby's you next year you will have a baby  so they waited now there are 99 god sent angles dissked as men they went and said you will have kids Serra lafed  next year she got a baby and they colled them izak ( that Menes lafter ) the end

my memes so far

nerritiv righting

Narrative is a fictional story that has a protagonist and antagonist. That is a bad guy and a good guy. It has a good story with anything in it. It can be funny, serious, scary or even epic. You need to have a setting, characters, a plot, a problem and a solution.

In my story I have a funny turtle story. I hope you enjoy.




Part one

 be boom. ( turtle noise ) ̈ what's that dad. ̈
̈ ̈ don't know let's go” Dad said as we walked towards the sound. In the moon    light thro rhe leves of the night forist                                                                                                                 
̈ ̈ oh ok ̈  sound of leaves crunching over their feet ¨where are we going dad¨
 ̈ ̈ to the eggsplosion “ why tho arsking kid  “ you will know very soon “ what's that nose
“ just keep going “
 dad dad!!! “
 just keep  going
“ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh “
two weeks later“jailed! Jailed! ” over here help” i'm coming my love “ help “ ok “ and
the troll” why the
“ just do it “ok ok “ wheres daniel said the husband
 “ over here said danule “ let go ah what that
 “ it the turtle he said under his breath “ what “ nothing “
ok? “Now lets go “ where are you? ” the tree the tree help
 “ turtle help me plz ( boom” ) done where is he
“ are you talking to me “ no i'm in your head of course i am let's go come on all ready it your son! “Ah ba ok fine “


Chapter two the real power of the terrible!!!!


One year later… 
“ honey “ yes the tertle tered on the oven again
“ really ok i'll tor… yell at him “ ok “  ( whispering ) what are you doing “ i won't food!
 “ you just need to ask that's it man come on now i need to pretend to yell at you man “ just do it now “ ok bad turtle bad turtle  thing that will do it
 “yes it will get me food “ ok man just don't do that again got it your my best friend “ it pretty weird that your best friend is a tertle ;) “ why are you twerking. At the wall “nothing” “ok???” food
“ok ok”
“ now that he's gone yes i did talk to you don't asked surprised im the legendary turtle and spoiler alert the bad comes in 3 2 1 (bang) right on time let go “ help “ turtle” on it kaaa meee haaa meee haaaaaaaaaaaa ( amadgen a turtle on two legs and doing a kaaa meee haaa meee haaa )
“ (in an fbi voce it's not the F.B.I ) what the fuuuuu
“ and back on fore legs there we go “ thanks your welcome “ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” what just happened!!!!!” you know it cool when there is 5 ! wow “ you ok “  no im not ok! “ ok back to normal
l “ it ok “  no it's nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 “ 30 new record “ ah thats loud “ ok im done oh my bleeping bleep
 “ don't do it “ but there there's mmmm oooo rrrr eeee!!!!! “Ok ummm wow ok pew ( bang!!!!!!! Done “ turtle what going on
“ food first “ here “ thank you there bad guys “ and ! there ded
 “ what” bang “ right on time
 “ ok yes but how are they “ QOjcnieeenivfnunz jnzjx “ What did you just say
 “ it a alen “ makes so much sense “ in the know “realy
” what it makes so much sense” I was being sarcastic bird
[=------------- “ how dare you you anamleist “What the hell is animallist “ It's when you when you purposely mistake and animal for another animal or just make fun of an animal because of its look

chapter 3 the gods of the animal kingdom




Are you the king or something?
 “ not even close “ relay “ nooooo of course not i'm the strongest but i'm not the king “dame how is” The lion
 “ really “ yes well let's go “ the palis “ i fort it would be cooler “ i know right the kings in there “ ok…
 “ how dare go there oh hi turtle said the king “ hi
 “ is it the QOjcnieeenivfnunz jnzjx “yes” ok here” thank you” why we at the alien base “ because i'm cool “ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Chapter 4 the end





Ahhhh bang kaboom and off

The end!!!!